Funny sms

Bechapan me maa kahte the
tumko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Jawani me wife kahti hai
appko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Old age me bache kahte hai
appko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Purus ki samghne ki umar konsi
ye samgh me nahi aata

A very funny msgs written on the T-shirt of a gorgeous pretty girl
wearing very tight dress walking on the road:
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"Dear Dude you are not looking at the road, please be careful".............@latestsms.in

Aaj ke jamane me aap appne dost ke sachha dost taab tak sabit nahi ho sakte jaab tak
aap aapne single dost ki kahi setting na karwa de........@latestsms.in.....funny friendship sms in hindi 2016

Sacha Pyaar wo hai......
Jo Aankhon se Kajal na bhne de
Aur Hoton par Lipstick na rahne de

Facebook WhatsApp ki ladkiya
chips ke packet ke tarah hoti H
ladko ko pata bhi hai ki milna kuch bhi nahi hai
Sirf hawabaji hai phir bhi jadaa bhaw dete hai

My dear friends do you know MY Life
Is Running successfully on a simple principle

"Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"

MY dear friends - chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath
You get money again N again -"Money making spcl mantra"

"bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba"
"bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba"

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho
to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai
jaise ….
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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur
Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!

Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de....
Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!

Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye
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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar

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