Funny SMS

Modern Bhikhari.
Ek Bikhari So Raha Tha Usne
Apne Samne Board Laga Rakha Tha.
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“Kripya Katore Me Note Dale..
Chhutte Daal Ke
Neend Kharab Na Kare..

Tuhar sms jab awat hai
Hamar rom rom khil jawat hai
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai
Esma tumar sms ka kaunu kasur nahi hai
Sasura hamar virator on rahat hai…

Student shayari:-

aasman me kali ghataa chai he,

aaj fir principal se mar khai he,

sab kahte he sudhar ja.

Par kya kare aaj medam fir vidhya baalan banke ayi he.

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,

Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likh

Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada..

Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . .

Dil todh kar chala gaya..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

Aaj Mene
2 Kasam Khai Hai
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1) Parai Ladki
Pe Najar Nahi Dalunga
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2) Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko
Parai Nahi Manunga

“Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
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mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
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Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega
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Mene moka pe choka mara – accha papa to wahe khrid do
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Papa Shocked but me Rock……..”

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena 

In English class..
Kid: Me sleep with dad last Night..
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Teacher: no beta, Its I slept with
dad
last Night
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Kid: to fir aap mere baad aai
hongi..

*Killing English*
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Pappu:-
“Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes
fever. .
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Fruit wala: Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya
hota hai?
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Pappu:-
Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever
means “Aaloo Bukhara!
IIN STUDENT 

History sir was on leave. So science sir was asked to set d paper.
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The very 1st Question shocked the students…….
Describe Shahajahan’s wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts